So, outside, on the broken swing, with the birds singing, and Becca walking around restlessly - waiting for Kara to come back and play the game I had interrupted, I asked these questions.
Me: Might I ask who you're dressed up as? (She looked like a pioneer woman, who had been in a department store when it exploded)
Kara: "No. Please ask something else."
Me: "What's your favorite food? "
Kara: " Sausage!" (She was eating some right then) "I'm kidding...what is my favorite food? Venison. "
Me: "Okay. What's your favorite color?"
Kara: " Green."
Me: "What's your favorite name?"
Kara: "Kara. No. I like Jessie - short for Jessica or something." (It would appear that Kara's in a random mood...)
Me: "What about your favorite dessert?"
Kara: " Dunno, haven't had it for a while. "
I paused to figure out what my next question should be. I looked at the vast expance of garden stretched out before us.
"Next question please." Kara broke the silence.
Me: "Okay, what's your favorite flower?"
Becca broke in. "Dandylion?"
Kara laughed.
Kara: "What were those flowery-things I planted ... Hollies....?"
Me: "Hollyhocks?"
Kara: "That's it."
Me: "Are you a pessimist, or an optimist?"
Kara: "Which one's which?"
Me: I just started to open my mouth...
Kara: "Oh, pessimist is the grumpy one -right?"
Me: "Yeah."
Kara: "Optimist."
Me: "Umm, what do you admire about Dad?"
Kara: "Everything."
Me: "Okay, what do you admire about Mom?"
Kara: " 'Bout Everything."
Me: "What's your favorite saying?"
Kara: " I don't know. - That's not my answer."
Silence.
Kara: "That crime one."
(Which is: "If you don't want to do the time, dont' do the crime.")
Me: "What is something you could do today, to make someone's like better?"
More silence.
Kara: "Clean the bathroom - but I'm not going to."
13 comments:
LOl - that was hilarious! Give Kara a pat on the back for her brilliant answers. :) You have a very smart sister.
Very creative and entertaining post m'dear.
*hugs*
Flop
P.s. About the venison...
I laughed so hard. That's classic Kara for you. Nobody else could have pulled it off. :o)
Your last question/answer - hilarious.
:) LOL, Aren't I just halarious?!
Pip
Thanks you all. :D Yes, Kara's a case - that's for sure.
Anna
Don't forget "humble," Pip. ;o)
:) Lol. Right Bayleaf!
Pip
Anna, we drove past your house yesterday and I saw you and Kara sitting outside and laughing, were you interviewing her again? ;)
I agree, this is SO Kara! Kara, you aren't related to Uncle Jonathan and Uncle Josh are you?! I love you both, just the way God made you.
~Mom
:) Thanks Mom. Maddi, where were Kara and I sitting? I might have been doing it the first time.
Sorry, I didn't see your comment until now, it was after you had posted this, but I believe you were sitting just on the side of the house, watching Isaac and Becca.
I meant I didn't see your follow-up comment until now, but I saw you and Kara just after you posted this post.
Hahahaha! :) I still get a laugh out if it!
Pip
Doing interviews are so much fun. You should do more. Like with your friends, funny ones-me. But, yeah, that was hilarious. Kara, I love you! Can we be buds? You and I seem to have much in common-except that you are a very fast runner and climber. I didn't say tree climber, 'cause I think you can climb just about anything, even basketball hoops at the park.
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